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Raaaaaaaandy Declares War on Justin Bieber

The video opens the opening of Justin Bieber’s hit song “Baby” along with several short clips of Justin Bieber. The following text appears:

Everyone loves Justin Bieber

Did Justin Bieber Steal His Biggest Hit…

FROM RAAAAAAAANDY????

A shot of Aziz Ansari is superimposed over the clip of Justin Bieber. The shot cuts to Aziz Ansari sitting in a recording studio. The following text appears:

Raaaaaaaandy Comedian/Musician/Entrepreneur

Aziz Ansari: Two months ago, I was in the studio with Dave Sitek, working on the Randy Mix Tape.

The shot cuts to Aziz Ansari in the studio with Dave Sitek, and Brandon Johnson.

Aziz Ansari: and Justin Bieber drops by…

A shot cuts to a picture of Justin Bieber and then back to Aziz Ansari sitting in the recording studio.

Aziz Ansari: …and he’s like, ‘Oh, I just want to watch you all work,” which basically means he wants to come over and smoke all our weed. what happened next? Watch this reenactment.

There is a flash of white and the shot fades back in only in black and white.

Aziz Ansari: What’s up, Bieber?

Josh Simpson enters the shot dressed as Justin Bieber.

Josh Simpson: good, as always.

Josh Simpson is then shown lighting up a joint.

Aziz Ansari: okay, Sit, play me something.

Dave Sitek: I think you’re gonna like this.

Dave Sitek begins playing the opening of “Baby” and Aziz Ansari considers it for a moment. Brandon Johnson can be seen in the background.

Aziz Ansari: I like this. okay, you guys ready.

Aziz Ansari is shown wearing headphones and standing next to a microphone. Dave Sitek starts up the music and Aziz Ansari begins a bad rendition of “Baby” into the microphone. The shot zooms in on Josh Simpson, who exhales a giant cloud of smoke and stares at the back of Aziz Ansari’s head. The shot cuts to overhead view of Dave Sitek and Aziz Ansari in the studio. Aziz Ansari sings badly for a moment and stop.

Aziz Ansari: Print that shit!

Brandon Johnson: Yo, Randy!

Aziz Ansari: I want to call that one Baby, Baby.

Josh Simpson: It’s real nice man.

Aziz Ansari: you like that, Biebers?

Josh Simpson: Yeah. What’s that man?

Josh Simpson pulls a piece of paper out of Aziz Ansari’s hand.

Aziz Ansari: That’s the lyrics, man. what are you doing, Bieber?

Josh Simpson reaches behind his back and then a shot is heard.

Aziz Ansari: oh, shit! Bieber, fuck!

Aziz Ansari falls to the floor.

Brandon Johnson: what the fuck?

Aziz Ansari: oh, my knee.

Josh Simpson: Justin Bieber, motherfucker. Look at me.

Aziz Ansari: Justin Bieber shot my knee. oh, my knee. Justin Bieber shot Randy in the knee.

Josh Simpson points the gun at everyone in room, one by one.

Josh Simpson: You’re not saying nothing!

The shot cuts back to Aziz Ansari sitting a recording studio. The image is in color again.

Aziz Ansari: Justin Bieber shot me in the knee and stole my song. There’s no question his song “Baby” is a ripoff of my song “Baby, Baby”.

The shot cuts to a split-screen with Justin Bieber’s video of “Baby” on one side and Aziz Ansari preforming “Baby, Baby” on the other. Justin Bieber’s version is highlighted first, then Aziz Ansari’s, Justin Bieber again and then one more time on Aziz Ansari. The song’s are virtually identical. a gunshot is heard and then the shot cuts to a black screen displaying only the words – THE AFTERMATH. The shot cuts to Aziz Ansari sitting in a recording studio.

Aziz Ansari: The next day we came to the studio and all our stuff was trashed.

The shot cuts to a picture of Justin Bieber.

Aziz Ansari (voiceover): Bieber and his boys came over and destroyed everything.

The shot cuts to a trashed studio.

Aziz Ansari (voiceover): There was graffiti up on the walls and it just said, Don’t Fuck with the Bieb.

The shot pans inside the studio to reveal the graffiti that says Don’t Fuck with the Bieb in red spray paint. There is also a graffiti image of a penis on the wall.

The shot cuts back to Aziz Ansari sitting in a recording studio.

Aziz Ansari: Not only did he destroy the studio, but Dave had a fish tank. Bieber straight popped a shit in the tank. killed the fish and left a note that said, ‘Next time, it’ll be you.’ He threatened to take a dump on me.

The shot cuts to a picture of Justin Bieber. Text over the picture reads – JUSTIN BEIBER [sic] IS CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Text below the picture reads – IF YOU SEE HIM CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES IMMEDIATELY. The text disappears and is replaced by the following text over the image of Justin Bieber – LISTEN TO THE ORIGINAL SONG, “BABY, BABY,” AT RANDYMIXTAPE.COM. The video fades to black.

Raaaaaaaandy Declares War on Justin Bieber

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Justin Bieber – new pictures — http://www.ngasal.com – ngasal :-)

Justin Bieber – new pictures

Tagged as: Bieber, justin, pictures

Justin Bieber – new pictures — http://www.ngasal.com – ngasal :-)

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My girlfriend broke up with me because she wanted more of a “justin bieber”?

She is 20, and she wants a f***ing 8 yearold?

My girlfriend broke up with me because she wanted more of a “justin bieber”?

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What font is “bieber” on Justin Bieber’s black New York Yankees hat?

I’m not sure what it is so could you tell me? (: thanks!

What font is “bieber” on Justin Bieber’s black new York Yankees hat?

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Top 10 Twitter Trends This Week [CHART]

Justin Bieber’s imperial reign over the Twitterverse remains uncontested for the fourth straight week, thanks to the release of his new album, My World 2.0, and the recent arrest of his manager.

Our friends at What The Trend have crunched the numbers for us, and provided a week-long measure of what’s been hot on Twitter. Because this is a topical list, hashtag memes and games have been omitted from the chart below.

“Follow Friday” (at number two) and “Music Monday” (at number eight) make their regular appearances as staple, user-created TwitterTwitter memes. Third on the chart this week is “Health Care Reform,” as the U.S. House of Representatives voted in favor of a bill to overhaul the U.S. health care system and provide coverage to millions of uninsured Americans. The controversial bill was signed into law by President Obama on March 23, though the Congressional process was not without its drama.

A new meme, “I [heart],” made its way up the charts, as people tweeted about their favorite things in any category. and “March Madness” (at number five) rolls on this week as a number of upsets have been rocking basketball fans’ NCAA brackets.

It was Twitter’s birthday last week, and the name of the social network itself came in at number six, with people tweeting their love for the service. Our own hashtag, #thankstwitter4, made the rounds, as we asked users how the micro-blogging site changed their lives. You can read 140 of the best responses here.

Michael Jacksonmichael jackson jumped back into the week’s trends at number seven, as fans tweeted about their memories of his music and performances. Newsnews about the ongoing investigation into his death also spurred some Twitter buzz.

Two entertainment items round out the week. The Korean boy-band Super Junior saw another surge in fan tweets after the group performed in Malaysia. and coming in at number 10 is a strange discussion about the Oxygen network’s show Bad Girl’s Club. Natalie, one of the show’s stars, apparently has a chin so unusual, it warranted a week’s worth of chatter on Twitter.

You can check past Twitter trends in our Top Twitter Topics section as well as read more about this past week’s trends on What The Trend.

Top Twitter Trends This Week 3/20 – 3/26

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Top 10 Twitter Trends This Week [CHART]

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